I want Arizona to save McBaby. A nice chance to be a good man in a storm after all.

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#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

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WHAT THE FUCK IS MOUNTAIN DEW MADE OUT OF

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he saw the chance and he took it

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Alice Roosevelt - 1902

Theodore Roosevelt’s beautiful eldest daughter, who not only cut her wedding cake with a sword, defied all the conventions of her day regarding women and carried a dagger in her pocketbook, but who  also had a pillow embroidered with her most famous quote on her couch; “If you haven’t got anything good to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”

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